dear amber,
i used to think you were crazy for mixing
m&m's in your popcorn. but matt and i
tried it the other night and we loved it.
i promise to never doubt you again.
dear craigos,
why did you change your name to
'pizza pie cafe'?
i don't like that,
and i don't plan on ever calling you that.
you will always be craigos to me.

dear rexburg,
have you ever considered putting together
a roadkill cleanup program?
the furry speed bump by our complex that,
last week, looked more like the kitten
it once was, grosses me out.
it's just an idea.
dear chet,
you're cute
even though you scream like a girl.
click HERE for an obnoxious video of chet's girly scream.
